Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey
from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver
the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer
drove up and said, “Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad
news. The donkey died." Chuck replied, “Well then,
just give me my money back.” The farmer said, "Can’t
do that. I went and spent it already.” Chuck said, “OK,
then, just bring me the dead donkey.” The farmer asked,
“What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?” Chuck said,
“I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Chuck said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell
anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and
asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain? "Chuck said,
“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Chuck now works for Morgan Stanley.
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